Teen Wolf: The importance of being the monster good at sports

Ok. Imagine you are at a basketball game at your shitty midwestern high school and the following happens:

                  HOLY CRAP, He's a WOLF! And can play BASKETBALL!

I mean seriously. They see the nerdy kid at school turn into a GODDAMN WEREWOLF! And after a few seconds, he makes a basket so no one cares. 

This poor kid has to go through puberty with hypertrichosis.

The sexy mans disease

Sorry dude, but my first response to seeing classmate turn into a werewolf is cry and run like a little girl. My second response? Let's just say it involves silver bullets and Van Helsing. 

I mean, look at this easy target!:

Hell, I would be worried about scientific experiments! The even turned this lovable alien into 

a sick alien

If they could do that to the lovable ET, then they would surely do that to Teen Wolf and maybe they should have in order to prevent:

                                                  its ok Bateman, ill always love you

Not only can he ride a van, but he can party hard and get the girl. So kids, always remember, 

whatever mythical creature you become must be good at sports, otherwise get ready for a lifetime of secrecy. He's a werewolf, they are supposed to KILL people. This is the beginning of watering down our mythical creatures enough for us to make the sparkle in the sun (DAMN YOU, Twilight!).